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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 3, 2013 20:22:22 GMT -8
Mama Zaxis i think you should know that my nephew saw your title (first guardian) and asked what a guardian is and i told him it's someone that looks out for other people and he looked at me and said ...like santa? so basically you're santa. oh ... i've always been santa
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Post by rendezwhom on Jun 3, 2013 22:42:24 GMT -8
Describe what you look like using words, and then have someone else (sam, i dont know) describe you from their own words.
Yep.
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 3, 2013 23:30:09 GMT -8
rendezwhomOHHHHHHHkay. so like, let's start from the top (is this my catchphrase now? but it's literal this time.) i almost always am wearing a nice fedora. sometimes this fedora has a colored band around it to match the color of the rest of my outfit. more on that later. my face. skin color brownish (hispanic shade, but not hispanic tone), eye color dark brown to the point of almost black sometimes. my hair has been described as "dark chocolate brown". so i'm just very brown. if i'm smiling i look just like a guy fawkes mask. facial hair and everything. so just imagine that mask not smiling to get a good look at my face normally. but i could just smile for you instead to make it easy for you clothing. i usually wear a dragon-themed, brightly colored (like, orange and black, or red and black, or blue and grey, white and black, etc) shirt over a black t-shirt. it's super cool. otherwise i wear a brightly colored dress shirt (orange, green, blue, red, not purple, black, etc.) with a fasionable vest. the colors and styles have to match the hat i am wearing. and this is always true. i wear either black or blue jeans to match the outfit as mentioned previously. shoes: are either dark with a bright color to match my outfit, or plain black. if i'm wearing a vest i get to wear my dress shoes, which is fun. arms: i wear my phone on my left wrist and a utility wallet (holds like, headphones and tools? for easy access) on my right. in short: I AM A VERY FASHIONABLE, MODERN V FROM V FOR VENDETTA. as such i am incredibly eccentric. and i color coordinate very well. popular with like, all the ladies. (i get compliments a lot actually it's kind of weird) Samson your turn
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Post by Samson on Jun 3, 2013 23:37:52 GMT -8
ok uh well like let's go with 2010 zaxis cuz that's when i saw you a lot
big ass poofy brown hair hehe aw cute like a puppy also a kick ass braided tail thats been growing for like 5ever
def dragons and fedoras all day
also pants with a ludicrous amount of pockets. and shoes that are so big we literally fit one of our mutual friend's shoe inside
and like tall as heck. (but then again im short so..)
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 3, 2013 23:52:51 GMT -8
ok uh well like let's go with 2010 zaxis cuz that's when i saw you a lot big ass poofy brown hair hehe aw cute like a puppy also a kick ass braided tail thats been growing for like 5ever def dragons and fedoras all day also pants with a ludicrous amount of pockets. and shoes that are so big we literally fit one of our mutual friend's shoe inside and like tall as heck. (but then again im short so..) oh man i miss those pants. i don't miss the braided tail or the poofy hair though. everything else is like p much the same. I'M TOTALLY JUST AS CUTE AS A PUPPY ALL DAY ERRY DAYi shouldn't be proud of that maybe
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Post by rendezwhom on Jun 18, 2013 16:25:41 GMT -8
what happened to zaxis?
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 21, 2013 22:32:19 GMT -8
wow hey you noticed COOL So I failed what could be regarded as my "trumpet final exam" for the year. This kind of made me upset. SO I DISAPPEARED FOR A WEEK SORRY I've been on tsplicf and trumpet and etc hiatus for that amount of time, and also my girlfriend came down from her city that's like 2 hours away and spent the week with me so I'VE BEEN GONE AND I'M SORRY. I DON'T PROMISE THAT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. I'LL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART OVER AND OVER BUT WE'LL STAY TOGETHER BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T FOUND SOMEONE BETTER SUITED FOR US, YOU AND I. TSPLICF AND ZAXIS. WE COULD WRITE A BAD ROMAAAAANCE
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Post by rendezwhom on Jun 21, 2013 22:38:51 GMT -8
wow hey you noticed COOL So I failed what could be regarded as my "trumpet final exam" for the year. This kind of made me upset. SO I DISAPPEARED FOR A WEEK SORRY I've been on tsplicf and trumpet and etc hiatus for that amount of time, and also my girlfriend came down from her city that's like 2 hours away and spent the week with me so I'VE BEEN GONE AND I'M SORRY. I DON'T PROMISE THAT I WON'T DO IT AGAIN. I'LL KEEP BREAKING YOUR HEART OVER AND OVER BUT WE'LL STAY TOGETHER BECAUSE WE HAVEN'T FOUND SOMEONE BETTER SUITED FOR US, YOU AND I. TSPLICF AND ZAXIS. WE COULD WRITE A BAD ROMAAAAANCEWE MISSED YOU ZAXIS (well i did i dont know about everyone else) BUT STILL
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jun 21, 2013 23:00:51 GMT -8
Of course I missed my husband the little loser running around and whatnot
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Post by Samson on Jun 22, 2013 11:09:55 GMT -8
i did so miss you, zaxis
clearly you are the heart(gold) and soul(silver) of this forum
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 22, 2013 20:33:58 GMT -8
^ THAT WAS THE BEST PUN FOR A POKEMON FORUM.
you win the gold star
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Post by rendezwhom on Jun 22, 2013 20:40:58 GMT -8
meh. it wasnt THAT good
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Post by metsy on Jul 23, 2013 19:40:07 GMT -8
Why does my internet stop working in the middle of streams
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 23, 2013 21:43:54 GMT -8
because the internet fairy hates you i'm sorry
we have to go fight it
i will slay it with a blade made of the bones of its family
as such, your internets will be reclaimed, sound good?
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Post by metsy on Jul 24, 2013 8:03:33 GMT -8
yes thank you all knowing zaxis
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 24, 2013 18:07:19 GMT -8
that's meeeeeeeeee, ha ha ha!
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Post by Samson on Jul 24, 2013 23:30:58 GMT -8
where the heck is my wireless mouse? i wanna splice..
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 25, 2013 6:03:54 GMT -8
um
did you check under your chair
that's where all of mine always end up, under the place i sit while using them most, and then when I look for them, i'm still sitting in my chair soooo i can't see them
i love my chair though it's the best, like a majestic office chair/throne
but uh, it's, where you left it last! YOU'RE WELCOME
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