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Post by muffyfoo on Jun 25, 2013 17:58:56 GMT -8
With a twist!Thaaat's right, a twist! Twiiiist
This Nuzlocke is going to be of Pokemon Emerald. The twist is, it is randomized completely. That's right, trainer names and all are getting randomized. My rival's Pokemon is also getting randomized and so is their class title! Which means... Brendan could, yes, be a lass named Bob.
That's not all that gets randomized. The moves are getting randomized and so are the types. Heck, I might be getting a rock type Pikachu, who knows. TM's are as well getting randomized and... Well, you get it. It's random!
But Muffy, if types get randomized, how will you know what is what? The answer to that is simple... I won't. BUT MUUUFFY, YOU'RE GOING TO DIE REALLY FAST. That's where yet another twists comes into play. I'm probably going to lose a lot, so this isn't like any other Nuzlocke. There is going to be a lot of tears and pain in this, and that's why I'm adding a nifty little counter...
Failed attempts: 11. Lost to the beginning rival battle.Basic Nuzlocke rules will still apply here.
Every time I lose, I'll also include it below the counter. So now, the adventure begins. [Updates of my adventure will be in upcoming posts! This posts is here to reserve my most utter failures and explain what is going down. I dunno how I'm formatting it, but I'll make it as entertaining as possible. ADVENTURE HERE WE GO.]
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Post by muffyfoo on Jun 25, 2013 18:15:37 GMT -8
The adventure begins! After being treated like luggage in the back of a moving vehicle, Lynn arrived at Little Root, her new home town. After meeting her neighbor, Brendan, she decided to go check out the commotion in Route 101.
Professor Birch was shouting for help and was yelling at Lynn to get a Pokeball from his bag. With a choice of Flygon, Pidgeotto, and Wigglytuff, she took Flygon. They were going to be best friends.
You know, until she realized the creature only knew thief and explosion. Today was going to be a GREAT day. After saving Birch, he allowed Lynn to keep the Flygon. Flygon was then named Pedro. Why Lynn named him Pedro, the world may never know. She decided to go find Brendan.
ENGAGE BATTLE MODE WITH RIVAL! It seems that Brendan is actually Ghostwriter Anne! What's a Ghostwriter? Lynn doesn't know. It turns out that Anne got Pidgeotto! And to her surprise, the bird Pokemon was able to... Spit up sludge. Lynn was getting the fluff beat out of her and well, she decided if Pedro was going down, they all were. PEDRO USED EXPLOSION! And with that, Lynn lost and went home. She did nothing but stare blankly at the wall for three hours that night.
The adventure was over. Already.
[[Also, if you want to suggest nicknames, GO FOR IT. I run out of ideas easily.]]
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Post by idk-jenny on Jun 25, 2013 18:17:15 GMT -8
holy crap. go big or go home, which you did both at the same time, haha
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Post by muffyfoo on Jun 25, 2013 19:07:00 GMT -8
After hearing Professor Birch had a new batch of Pokemon, Lynn went out to try her luck a second time. Once again, he was being chased around by a Pokemon. With a sigh, Lynn went over to his bag to see what he had. This time, it was either Registeel, Gardevoir, or Celebi. Although legendaries are cool, Lynn went with Gardevoir. Gardevoir, don't fail us now!
Gardevoir knew some decent moves, one of which was a basic move known as stomp. Gardevoir also knew sword dance, petal dance, and mean look. By the sounds of it, this Gardevoir knew how to dance. After defeating the zigzagoon, Lynn got to keep this Pokemon too. Seeing as how her Gardevoir liked to dance, she named it Shakira. Shakira and her would be best friends. (Minus the explosions.)
After leveling up, Shakira wanted to learn Dragon Dance. Darn it Shakira, calm down. You can dance later. Four levels after that, Shakira was level ten. After feeling safe, Lynn went to take on Brendan, who this time, decided he'd rather be Swimmer Jill. Way to go, Swimmer Jill. He also decided to take the Celebi, who unluckily for Lynn, knows a move that will probably destroy her Gardevoir in the future. Moving on! It was time to catch her first Pokemon in the first route. Except, Shakira decided a critical hit would be cool. Way to go Shakira, you're such a pal.
(I would also like to mention that I'm listening to the Disney channel on Pandora and 'You've got a friend in me' just came on. This is extremely fitting.)
DARN IT SHAKIRA, YOU JUST CRITICAL HIT THAT ARTICUNO TOO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU, ARE YOU JEALOUS, YOU KNOW WHAT FORGET IT, THE SONG IS NO LONGER FITTING--... Lynn has decided that Shakira needs to calm down just a little bit and so does she. She's taking this battle thing a little bit seriously and Muffy just broke the writing wall. After Shakira had killed the third Pokemon on the Third route, Lynn punched a tree. Sadly, the Pokemon center only treated Pokemon, so she had to deal with a hurt hand for awhile. Meanwhile, Shakira was probably beating up someone's Pokemon somewhere. Wow, Shakira. Wow. Finally, Lynn was able to catch a new Pokemon, a Barboach! As a pun to the name, she decided to name it Barbossa. Barbossa was about go under some heavy training.
And so he did. After leveling up, he learned Sheer cold! This dude ain't messing around. Not only that, he also learned Solar Beam. This fish doesn't have time for your business. (Also take note that Barbossa has flame body, which means he is a flaming, flying rock fish.)
-INSERT SOME POKEMON TRAINING WITH 'YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND' PLAYING IN THE BACKGROUND.-
After a thousand Pokeballs later and some training, Lynn was able to capture Draco the Dragonair in the Petalburg Woods. And with that, Lynn decided to take a break.
SUMMARY YAY (Lv. 12) Shakira the Gardevoir (Lv. 12) Barbossa the Barboach (Lv. 6) Draco the Dragonair
Current Location Petalburg City
And thus far, no causalities. (You know, until we meet the gym leader.)
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Post by ceta on Jun 26, 2013 4:59:40 GMT -8
Omg just "darn it shakira calm down" I'm in stitches oh my goodness
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jun 26, 2013 12:41:51 GMT -8
you are the dancing queen young and sweet only seventeen
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 26, 2013 22:49:03 GMT -8
OMG THE EMERALD RANDOMIZER NUZLOCKLEK FW:EVJADF my friend is doing this too omg it's so good and funny love it
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Post by chandelure on Jun 26, 2013 23:52:42 GMT -8
everything about this is perfect and hilarious i love you
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Post by muffyfoo on Jun 27, 2013 1:30:23 GMT -8
The second day began with Lynn deciding to train Draco. Draco happened to be one of Lynn's favorite Pokemon with pretty good moves! Lynn was pretty happy to have this Dragonair. As soon as Lynn stepped into the grass, a Omastar decided to attack. Lynn used Leaf Blade and... To her... Utter shock... The Omastar used Destiny Bond. With a look of horror, Lynn tried to stop Draco from finishing the move, but with a critical hit to the level 3 Omastar, down they both went.
Lynn couldn't believe what happened. She just stood there with her jaw dropped and her eyes wide. God was truly testing her. With a few curses here and there, she stomped out of the grass and went on with her day. She was starting to feel very sorry for the future Pokemon she would own. After saying her good-byes to Draco, the trip through the forest was pretty easy. Lynn made it past all the trainers and Shakira leveled up a few times. Now that Lynn was in Rustboro city, she was able to catch herself a new Pokemon in the new route. For once, Shakira didn't utterly destroy the Pokemon in one move, so Lynn was able to welcome Crabcakes the Crawdaunt into her family. I wish you luck, Crabcakes. Now it was time for some SERIOUS training. Lynn had no idea what Roxanne was going to send out, but she knew that if a little boy who named himself Weightlifter Jenny could pull out a flipping Deoxys, she may as well be able to pull out something much worse.
Let's. Do. This.
-CUE JOE ESPOSITO, YOU'RE THE BEST AROUND AGAIN-
DANG IT, BARBOSSA, YOU CRITICAL HIT THE CYNDAQUIL I WAS SUPPOSE TO CATCH. STOP LEARNING FROM SHAKIRA. It turns out that the inspirational music had influenced Barbossa a little too much. Well, there went yet another Pokemon Lynn wasn't getting. On with the training!
AND SO THEY TRAINED.
AND SO BARBOSSA FAINTED! Wait, what? WHAT WAS THAT? WAIT, LYNN WHAT DID YOU DO. Lynn misjudged the poison that had been left on Barbossa. Lynn thought she was close enough to the Pokemon center. Lynn thought she could make it in time, but no. Her second friend had died right in her arms as she got to the Pokemon center's door. There was nothing more to do but send Barbossa into the Graveyard PC box along with Draco. Lynn would make sure to win against Roxanne, just for Barbossa. BARBOSSA, YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED, YOU LITTLE FLAMING ROCK FISH YOU. </3 And with that, Lynn walked into the Gym, ready to face Roxanne and whatever she had to throw at her. It was do or die, and Lynn chose to do. There was no turning back now.
And there they were, standing on the battle field. Each of Roxanne's Pokemon were going down in one hit. Roxanne sent out her last Pokemon, a skitty. With a smile, Lynn gladly gave her last command to Crabcakes. Except, Roxanne had other plans. "Destiny bond." She told the Skitty. Lynn couldn't believe it, it was happening again. The world was just out to get her. Lynn tried to get Crabcakes to hold off, but Crabcakes went on with full power. The skitty was taken down with one hit and Crabcakes fell forward as his own life was ripped away.
And that was that. Lynn had lost a friend to destiny yet again. The gym badge was her's now, but was it worth it in the end? Lynn was left with one last Pokeball and inside was Shakira. The adventure may very well come to a close soon, but Lynn had to keep going ahead. She would find a friend for Shakira and the journey would go on. Crabcakes and Barbossa may be gone, but not forgotten.
After recieving the badge, Lynn went to the PC and sent Crabcakes off to go be with Draco and Barbossa. With all the sudden tragedies, Lynn decided to call it a day. The adventure would go on tomorrow.
Summary (Lv. 20) Shakira
Casualties (Lv. 6) Draco - Unfortunate Destiny Bond (Lv. 17) Barbossa - Poisoning (Lv. 24) Crabcakes - A vengeful Destiny Bond
Location Rustboro City
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jun 27, 2013 3:04:59 GMT -8
OH my goodness I'm sorry for your losses, best of luck in your remaining endeavors.
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Post by idk-jenny on Jun 27, 2013 5:48:20 GMT -8
oh crap that sucks. D: AT LEAST YOU HAVE SHAKIRA
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jun 27, 2013 6:44:27 GMT -8
DESTINY BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND!!! *shakes fist* D:<
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jun 27, 2013 16:32:43 GMT -8
On the plus side, Shakira's hips won't lie. Or lay down. On the job. They will dragon dance, swords dance, and petal dance her way to victory.
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