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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 15, 2013 20:13:06 GMT -8
HELLO LADIESand gentlemen i guessIt is time for MY HORRIBLY BIASED CONTEST FOR SENTIENT SALAMANDERSHere are the details;
This is a contest in which you splice three pokemon, completely of your choice. I AM THE ONLY JUDGE. HERE IS HOW I JUDGE
YOU GET POINTS FOR MAKING ME LAUGH You get docked points for your splices being "cool" or "hip" or "jive" or "the bee's knees" THE HARDer you make me laugh the more points you get. Try to make the funniest looking splicey pokemon!
FAQ:1. this CONTEST IS COMPLETELY BIASEDyes2. WHEN DOES THIS COntest end? SATURDAY JULY 27ND3. WHatT DO IT get FOR WIN!?!?i give you forum superpowers for a whole weekalso i will act like the proudest dad of you ever for a whole week and follow you around the forum praising you(and keeping you from destroying the forum) and a special surprize too!!!! (haha get it?) SECOND PLACE PRIZE: i teach you about how vulnerable your information is on the internet (ask majesticpterodactyl) -A $40 DEAL FOR FREE!!!! !!!!!
so please enter my contest for salient sixtyfives and make me laugh thank you
entries!: Samson: @: theryanneighbor: #: rendezwhom: {"NSFW" but i don't know how a splice can be nsfw really} $: muffyfoo: %: fataldarkness: ^: metsy &: chandelure
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Post by Samson on Jul 15, 2013 20:28:54 GMT -8
what just happened
everyone join just because the font is beautiful
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jul 15, 2013 22:19:06 GMT -8
Before I make you laugh harder than anyone else here dares, how would you provide me with these forum super powers and also would they be any different than my current administrator powers?
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 15, 2013 23:19:02 GMT -8
Before I make you laugh harder than anyone else here dares, how would you provide me with these forum super powers and also would they be any different than my current administrator powers? for you, you'd have my powers which are pretty much the best thing, they have full access to magical magic and also special surprise prize and also me being a proud dad to you for everyone else you get normal admin powers and also special surprize And also me being a proud dad to you
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Post by chandelure on Jul 16, 2013 0:08:35 GMT -8
oh no idk if i can do it when i try to splice the funnies they turn out like fresh breathmints
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 17, 2013 16:10:01 GMT -8
oh no idk if i can do it when i try to splice the funnies they turn out like fresh breathmints fresh breathmints MAY BE THE FUNNIEST THING TO ME HOW DO YOU KNOW don't purport to be a scientific wizard expert on my humor organ
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Post by fataldarkness on Jul 17, 2013 16:46:34 GMT -8
zaxis my good man,can I enter with a splice I already made?
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Post by Samson on Jul 17, 2013 17:15:37 GMT -8
Remake of a splice I did years ago. Did I win yet?
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 17, 2013 17:21:27 GMT -8
zaxis my good man,can I enter with a splice I already made? no, sorry, they all have to be new works of beautiful art
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Post by theryanneighbor on Jul 17, 2013 18:28:33 GMT -8
I did an RNG to make it fair for everyone else. This is what happened. I did what I could with what I had.
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Post by rendezwhom on Jul 17, 2013 20:33:10 GMT -8
here is my entry for the contest-- it is NFSW, it is under a spoiler and you have been warned but i leave this as a caption--- it smells like fish for a reason gyarados, boufallant and CLOYSTER {NSFW you have been warned}
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Post by fataldarkness on Jul 18, 2013 16:31:31 GMT -8
This the STAR of the dance floor my friends...
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Post by Samson on Jul 18, 2013 20:17:25 GMT -8
fataldarkness as beautiful as this is shouldnt it be only 3 pokemon?
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 18, 2013 20:39:01 GMT -8
This the STAR of the dance floor my friends... oh my lord i wish i could let this enter but it has to be only three pokemon, i'm so sorry dude that detail probably got hidden to you somewhere in my massive wall of ugly colored text but i will definitely give you an honorable mention because dear lord
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Post by muffyfoo on Jul 18, 2013 20:42:01 GMT -8
Who needs to become a Gyarados to kick some butt when you can just GROW LAND LEGS?
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Post by rendezwhom on Jul 18, 2013 21:00:22 GMT -8
*@zaxis likes all others but mine* aw
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 19, 2013 6:26:06 GMT -8
i forgot that it was there because it was under a spoiler tag
i'm really just throwing the likes out arbitrarily shh don't tel
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Post by fataldarkness on Jul 19, 2013 11:12:12 GMT -8
Oh sorry guys,I guess this shows how my short-term memory loss can make me forget everything I'll make another beautiful creation following the rules this time
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Post by fataldarkness on Jul 19, 2013 12:13:00 GMT -8
With the power of three brains,its knowledge is legendary throughout the frozen wasteland
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Post by Mama Zaxis on Jul 21, 2013 13:28:43 GMT -8
remember only one more week to enter your submissions for the best slithery serpent contest ever
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